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Dear My Wife’s Boobs

Celebs_Caught_Checking_Out_Other_Celebs_2My have you grown.

Pre-pregnancy you were a nice perky B.

She could run and do practically any activity she wanted without having to really worry about you.

Now though, as you may know, you’ve grown to a D in just a handful of months.

You are still perky as could be (she says thanks, by the way), but you’re everywhere and a force to be reckoned with.

You Get Noticed. A Lot!

When you were just a B (the good ole days) you were just there.

No one really checked you out all that much, but things have definitely changed.

I don’t know if you can tell or not, but men constantly look at you.

Eye contact used to be pretty consistent, but now it’s something like: eyes, boobs, eyes, boobs, boobs, eyes, collar bone area because the guy couldn’t figure out which area to look at, boobs, back to the eyes.

More power to ya.

She’s Taking Care of You

She is keeping you in the right bra and is taking good care of you.

Once the baby comes I’d like to request that you take care of her, too.

Breastfeeding can be challenging for new moms, so if you don’t mind being good breastfeeding boobs we’d appreciate it.

Oh, and not to get all needy on you, but she really likes that you are perky and would be ok with you staying like that for a very long time.

Thanks for listening.

Dad

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